Wednesday, December 13, 2006

The War Resumes!

So I stumbled upon a fellow today wearing a shirt that read,
"God's Army."

Look, I realize this is war, etc. but if you're going to have an "army" you should at the very least, have some sort of uniform beyond a cheap t-shirt. Hell, even Che and the boys had matching berets. Look, go over to Wal-Mart or one of your "hate values" approved shrines of capitalism and get yourselves some decent duds. Really, you look worse than the Lincoln Brigades did in the Spanish Civil War (and even they managed to throw together some decent attire).

What's more, I've seen God's army, and from what I've observed-they can't even march.

2 Comments:

Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

Verily, God's army are a bunch of poofies.

There- you have a much-deserved comment.

Might as well celebrate Kristalnacht, n'est pas? Goddamn christmas.

6:53 PM  
Blogger John "I Hate Christmas" Dewey said...

Thanks man.

8:35 PM  

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