War On Christmas-Day Nine

Today on campus, I overheard what I though was a youngster singing "O Tannenbaum" yet as I approached I quickly recognized the song was in fact, "Raise the Red Flag."

I invited the lad to join my War On Christmas (tm) and he agreed. We're going to crash a sorority soiree and after we've pursuaded a few co-eds to come down to the motorcar for some necking we're going to shatter their worlds by wishing them "Happy Holidays." Boy, won't they be steamed!

Happy Holidays!